Privacy policy

Mister Pagliacci is a desk companion for Mac and Windows by Vlad Mihalachi. This policy covers the app and this website. The short version: the app collects nothing.

The app

• It never accesses your camera or microphone. To keep quiet during calls, it only checks whether another app is using them.
• It makes no network requests of its own. His voice is recorded and ships inside the app. There are no accounts, analytics, ads, tracking or third-party SDKs.
• It stores only your settings, on your computer. It doesn’t keep which jokes he told, when, or what you did.
• If you turn on the notification channel, your system may ask once for permission to show notifications. They are shown on your computer and go nowhere else.
• The Supporter purchase and tips are processed by Apple through the App Store. We receive no payment details and nothing that identifies you.

This website

This site sets no cookies and loads no trackers, analytics or third-party scripts. If you pick a language, it remembers that choice in your browser’s local storage, which never leaves your device. Our host, Cloudflare, may keep standard server logs (such as IP addresses) for a short time to run and protect the service. We don’t use them to identify anyone.

Children

The app collects nothing from anyone, children included.

Changes

If this policy changes, the new version will be posted here with a new date.

Contact

Questions about privacy can be sent to hello@pagliacci.app.